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• Russian Mars probe crash sets off confusion, conspiracy theories

  Sun Jan 22, 2012
  • It was the Canadians and their Oil Sands Ray Gun. No one would ever suspect the Canadians of nefarious activities against the Russians.

• Mental decline can begin as early as 45, study finds

  Fri Jan 6, 2012
  • I forgot what I was going to say.

• Fighting Somali pirates with science

  Sun Jan 1, 2012
  • Child of the 70's, you have got to be kidding. A .50 cal or M-60 machine gun is a point and shoot weapon. You see where the bullets are going going by following the hits in the water. Keep shooting until you hit the boat. When the boat sinks you stop shooting. No experience needed.

• 'Baby bump,' 'amazing' dumped

  Fri Dec 30, 2011
  • Add GOP, Gingrich, Tea Party, Obama, Nancy, Harry, Iowa, New Hampshire, Caucuses, Perry, Romney, Paul, George, Ringo and John.

• Taylor Lautner 'out and proud' People cover a fake

  Tue Dec 27, 2011
  • Isn't he Lava Boy from the Shark Girl and Lava Boy movie?

• Proposed cellphone ban splits police, lawmakers

  Wed Dec 14, 2011
  • Phones don't kill people. Dumba$$ drivers kill people.

• Russia set for mass protests against Putin

  Fri Dec 9, 2011
  • Russian politics make Chicago politics look like a Sesame Street episode. I can see the Cookie Monster stuffing Putin's "cookies" into every box he can while Bert and Ernie stare dreamily into each others eyes.

• Updated: Head of FAA placed on leave after DWI charge

  Mon Dec 5, 2011
  • Government job opening, contact FAA for details.

• Surging Newt Gingrich nabs New Hampshire Union Leader's endorsement

  Sun Nov 27, 2011
  • There's still time to BOOT NEWT. The Republicans must be desperate to support this guy. The way things are going, they should start a write-in campaign for Ronald Reagan. At least he wouldn't destroy the economy like the last Republican president.

• Coke and potato chips in cupcakes? Yes, and yum!

  Mon Nov 28, 2011
  • While I was reading this article, I was wondering when Joan Rivers ever learned to cook, much less experiment with cupcakes. I was becoming more confusedthe further I read.